Simple? I think not.

Rockstars…you suck monkey balls.

I’ve had two rockstars so far tonight…in the last three hours. I haven’t been more tired since high school! I’m sticking to red bull.

A Aunt Again?…

So…I’m going to be a aunt again! Good or Bad? I haven’t yet to decide yet. I have two nephews and one niece at the moment. Jordan is 8, Andrew is 6 and Haylie is 9 months old. My is sister is only…get this…25! I love my sister to death but damn! I want to tie her tubes myself and make sure that guy doesn’t have anymore kids! Holy shit! I mean he has 6 or 7 kids also?!?!? I wonder what his child support bills are? *_* probably more then I make in 3 months. 

I love all my sisters children to death don’t get me wrong. But I don’t want my sister to have a even more stressed out life! Not to mention the guy is a major douchebag.

Being a Starbucks Barista is…difficult.

You might thing just making coffee all day is a easy job but you don’t even know the start of it! I’m going to lay out some basics for you, so when you are ordering at Starbucks or really any coffee shop you won’t look utter fool.

SIZES: Tall= 12 0z. Its NOT the biggest cup!!!

          Grande= 16 0z. Yes it still means big but no its not the biggest cup. And no its not pronounced Grand as in thousand dollars people! Its Gr-On-Day = Grande basically.

          Venti = 20 0z. The LARGEST size we have. Remember Venti is the biggest. Tall is the smallest!

DRINKS: White Mocha= Same as “White Chocolate Mocha” No need to argue with us!

            Cinnamon Dulce= Starbucks fancy word for Cinnamon. When you say cinnamon we put in “Cinnamon Dulce” syrup. No need to argue with us!

           Cappuccinos= Wet Cappuccino: More Liquid then Foam.

                               Dry Cappuccino: More Foam then Liquid.

                               Classic Cappuccino: Half and Half.

WE MAKE WHAT YOU ORDER (Some exceptions). IF THAT IS WHAT YOU ORDERED DON’T ARGUE WITH US!!!

Misc:

       Make up your mind before you order. Know what your ordering. And PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!! If your having a bad day! Don’t ruin our day too! Its just unfair!

There is MANY MANY More but I don’t have much time cause I have to go put up with this ^ for 8 hours.

Long awaited post…

Ok well here goes! I finally made a Tumblr, still confused a bit about it. I guess I’ll get the hang of it in time. Two of my best friends made me make one, haha its funny what some people can make you do. Not that I would jump off a bridge or anything after them…maybe unless I had a parachute or bungy rope. That is besides the point! Well I’m Alyssa and you can say I’m awesome or not. I don’t really care what you say because you know the only important person to think about who I really am…is me. Doesn’t matter how many friends like your statuses on Facebook or comments on Myspace that you have that makes you cool. Everyone is cool in their own way. Well to drag on. I’m from Seattle, Washington. Woot Woot Pacific Northwest. I’m going to miss Seattle so much when I move down to California. But you can always come back to places and visit. One word of advice…Never live in one spot your whole life. Its not very healthy. Go out and explore! Learn and experience new things. You’ll never get anywhere in life if you don’t go out and scrap up your knees or get dirt under your fingernails.

Is there any formal way to writing these? Is there any guideline? Whatever. Well lets say I’m a heins 57, my culture is a bit of a mix. I know I’m Native American and Irish for sure, but others say one thing and another thing. I guess you could say I’m European? Lets go down the list…English, Walsh, Dutch, German, French, Irish…Oh hey look its Western Europe! I’ve always wanted to do a genealogy search on my family but its cost money…Damn Ancestry.com. When did it start to be considered ok to keep peoples records and information away from them unless they give you 30 dollars a month? I don’t think that is fair. One day! Yes One day I will figure it all out. Lets see pet peeves of mine. Don’t like it when people use numbers instead of letters or spell something wrong on purpuse Ex: Bcuz I hate that so much. But me being me I don’t say anything. I try to avoid conflict as much as possible. Damn being a Cancer! Compassion and caring I get it already.

Recently I’ve had a obsession with a tropical theme in my life. Eating pineapple, mango, papayas. Favorite colors being Teal and light green. Favorite animals being a turtle and a dolphin. I mean really I could keep listing everything. Maybe my mind is telling me something. I need a vacation? Even though I’m basically on vacation now. I’m usually quite at first until I get to know you, then we become extremely loud because of our laughing and talking. I think that is what got me in trouble the most in high school other then homework and texting. Oh lucky me I’ve never got a detention in high school and NO I wasn’t a goody two schools. I did come late, skip class a few times. Text during class and everything else. I was just lucky I guess. Oh there is the Irish coming out. Ramble Ramble. I’m an only child between my parents. It sucks. Like majorly. I have and older sister and older brother and a younger sister and younger brother. I’m the eldest and the baby. Best of both world? I think not. I’m really close to my older sister, we are so a like, its pretty scary. Maybe its because I’ve always looked up to her? She protects me and I protect her. She has three beautiful babies. I love them more then anything in this world. Two boys and an new baby girl.

I used to draw all the time and was pretty good at it. That right there is something you should keep at or you’ll lose your touch. I love music more then anything. I play a little bit of guitar. And when I mean a little I mean I can play what two chords? I plan on learning! But back to music everything my friends turn the channel on the radio I say for just about every channel…”I like that song” haha Its hilarous at times. At the moment. I’m listening to TLC Waterfalls cause I’m making a playlist for the trip down to California. Well let me see if I can sum it up.

I love music, tropical stuff, I don’t really care what you all think, I love my family, and want to figure it out. I’ll protect my friends and I love having fun and laughing. I’m not perfect but I don’t care. That makes me unique. That is me in a nut shell. Woohoo TUMBLR